Monday, June 4, 2007

Dontcha just love gay flight attendants ;P

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."
I cracked up when i read this....for some reason i imagined the women to be a Khaleejia snob :P

15 comments:

Unknown said...

ROFL! Very funny, I thought you were telling a real story!

Anonymous said...

Whoaaaaaoooo
that's thats something...
most likely it is a khalijyia snob if the story was true
But there's just too much wrong in it that it's disturbing

lace camisole said...

n.--when i first read i thought i was reading a "real" story 2 ;P

vinnie --hahah..ya right...why is it disturbing??

Peony said...

LOOOL !!! i thought it was a real story too ! hahaha

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